The woman that I love she got a hook in her nose
Her eyebrows meet, she wears second hand clothes
She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop
I don´t know why I love her but I just can´t stop

You know I love her
Yeah I love her
I´m in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World

If I ever lose her I will go insane
I go half crazy when she calls my name
When she says baby I l-l-love you
There ain´t nothing in the world that I wouldn´t do



The woman that I love she got two flat feet
Her knees knock together walking down the street
She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed
She ain´t much to look at but like I said



I don´t mean to say that she got nothing going
She got a weird sense of humor that´s all her own
When I get low she sets me on my feet
Got a five inch smile but her breath is sweet



The woman that I love she a got a prizefighter nose
Cauliflower ears and a run in her hose
She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop
I don´t know why I love her but I just can´t stop