Well, I´ve already had two beers
I´m ready for the broom
Please, Mrs. Henry, won´t you
Take me to my room?

I´m a good ol´ boy
But I´ve been sniffin´ too many eggs
Talkin´ to too many people
Drinkin´ too many kegs

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs.Henry, please
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
I´m down on my knees
An´ I ain´t got a dime

Well, I´m groanin´ in a hallway
Pretty soon I´ll be mad
Please, Mrs. Henry, won´t you
Take me to your dad?

I can drink like a fish
I can crawl like a snake
I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a drake

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
I´m down on my knees
An´ I ain´t got a dime

Go, Missus Henry, go

Now, I´m startin´ to drain
My stool´s gonna squeak
If I walk too much farther
My crane´s gonna leak

Look, Mrs. Henry
There´s only so much I can do
Why don´t you look my way
An´ pump me a few?

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please
I´m down on my knees
An´ I ain´t got a dime
I ain´t got a dime

Please, Mrs. Henry, please