Now there´s a certain thing that I learned from Jim
Said he´d always make sure I´d understand
And that is that there´s a certain way we all must swim
If we expect to live off the fat of the land

Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
And I ain´t gonna hear it said no more

Now there´s a certain thing that I learned from my friend Mouse
That fella who never blessеd it in
And that is that one must always flush out his house
If he don´t еxpect to be housing flushes

Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
And I ain´t gonna hear it said no more

"Take care of all of your memories" says Nick
For you cannot relive them
And remember when you´re out there, trying to heal the sick
That you must always first forgive them

Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
And I ain´t gonna hear it

Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
Open the door, Richard, I heard it said before
And I ain´t gonna hear it said no more