Ain´t it hard to stumble
And land in some funny lagoon?
Ain´t it hard to stumble
And land in some muddy lagoon?
Especially when it´s nine below zero
And three o´clock in the afternoon

Ain´t gonna hang no picture
Ain´t gonna hang no picture frame
Ain´t gonna hang no picture
Or hang no picture frame
Well, I might look like Robert Ford
But I feel just like a´Jesse James

And I wish I was
On some Australian mountain range
Oh, I wish I was
On some Australian mountain range
I got no reason to be there, but I
Imagine it would be some kinda change

I got my dark sunglasses
I got for good luck my black tooth
I got my dark sunglasses
I´m carrying my good luck, my black tooth
Don´t ask me nothin´ about nothin´
I just might tell you the truth

I got a woman in Jackson
Oh, I ain´t gonna say her name
I got a woman in Jackson
I ain´t gonna say her name
She´s a brown-skin woman
But I love her just the same